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1、銀行里，強盜：“搶劫，都他媽給我趴下！”當(dāng)他看到一女士的趴下姿勢后吼道：“你他媽給我文明點，老子只劫財不劫色！”

2、蛔蟲父子趴在屁眼向外看，兒子問藍(lán)色的什么，父：藍(lán)天，兒：那綠色的吶？父：大地。兒：外面的世界真美好，為什么我們要呆在屁眼里？父莊嚴(yán)地說：因為這是我們的祖國！

3、一日本男去醫(yī)院,醫(yī)生問:何處不適？男答：聽后不準(zhǔn)笑.醫(yī)生答:當(dāng)然.男士脫其褲生殖器僅有火柴棒粗,醫(yī)生大笑.男士大怒:都腫了好幾天了,你還笑!

4、某男拿女醫(yī)生所開處方轉(zhuǎn)了半天回來問：“13超到底在哪？”女醫(yī)生笑曰：不是13超，是B超。”男大怒曰：“靠，你的‘B"分得也太開了

5、親友團在快餐店相親，小伙子謙恭得體，未來岳父為了檢驗他是否抽煙，遞過去一根薯條：來一根吧？小伙子咽了下口水說：謝謝，不會。

6、夫妻倆多年沒有孩子，丈夫去醫(yī)院檢查，大夫說：你精蟲太少，可能會永遠(yuǎn)不育。丈夫說：TMD，早知道就不浪費那么多套套了！

7、餐廳中，女：你到底打算跟我結(jié)婚嗎？男的沉默。女：別以為沒人要我，搞火了我馬上就在這找個人嫁了！侍應(yīng)生走過來：小姐，你把本店的客人都嚇跑了。

8、探險家在沙漠里迷路，一位美麗的仙女端了杯紅莓汁給他。探險家喝后覺得味道不錯說：“再來一杯！”仙女含羞地說：“要等到下個月才有！

看完這些，如果你樂了，請回個貼，謝謝??！

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